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STOP SLIMY SALES TACTICS NOW!

Sign the petition and do your part to stop #SlimySales!

When we reach 10k signatures, HubSpot will unlock the next great thing in slime-free sales.

Join the People Against Slimy Sales Tactics (PASST)

The future of sales brought to you by the PASST.

Does the thought of late-night cold calls give you the shivers? Do spammy emails make you sick? Over-the-top pressure to BUY NOW have you ready to burst? Do hidden fees and broken promises give you the "sads"? Enough.

Take a cold-call shower and come clean. It’s time for a new day, where selling means helping. Where the sales process doesn’t stink.

We believe in a sales process where:

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Personalization is par for the course

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Going off script and acting human is a good thing

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Sales is a pre-customer service

What is Slimy Sales?

A Look Inside the Slimy Sales Convention of 1993